February 17th - ol Cheese Eyes


Michael Jordan happens to not be my favorite basketball player and human being...
I concede that he was the best basketball player ever, but that in no means makes him my favorite.

Michael Jordan's eyes are yellow, damn what you say or think to the contrary.

and...
My granny always told me some shit about not saying anything at all if you don't have anything nice to say, and I have already run afoul of that once or twice in one half-paragraph and one image.

so...

Today is Michael Jeffrey Jordan's birthday, happy birthday to the dude who invented the market for $100.00+ sneakers.

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