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True Story© Disciplining OTHER People's Kids
[ Phlip note: I know I hit y’all off Tuesday already, but that was special coverage for the pagan holiday] True Story© Disciplining strangers’ kids without touching them. One of the problems I hardly EVER have at home or in public is my child doing anything that requires any real discipline further than “Ava, knock it off.” Other people, though? Y’all have some fucking DEMONS and seem to want to spend time with them in public instead of your own homes. Bad behavior should not be rewarded with the kind of excursions and adventures that people tend to grant their children. Hell, one time when I was like 8 or 9, my brother and I were not allowed to go to the damned grocery store with my mom because I knocked like 4 jars of mayonnaise (this was when the jars were still made of glass) on the floor in Winn Dixie and a man slipped on it and almost fell. But I digress… Some of the insolent little shits that you people tend to turn loose on stores and public
True Story© Special Coverage... A Valentime's Day Massacre
The year was 1994, you were in high school... Your HS crush was someone you saw every day, spoke to every time you saw her, held doors and did cutesy little things for. You thought nothing of it, but you did it. When you secured transportation arrangements, she hit you with the “I’ll think about it,” or the “I don’t know, I be busy” or worst yet, the “well I have a boyfriend that goes to [another school]” fib… That’s right, she curved you. It is now February of 2017… She had a baby by that ‘boyfriend that goes to [another school]’ soon after high school and life has been WILD difficult, like so difficult that she gave that loser and two more after him a chance. Now Valentime’s is approaching and she is single. Attractive, but single and miserable for it. By some stroke of luck, you happen to be between relationships at the moment as well and had no real plans for the 14 th and take up the task of responding to her lamentations on social media. For the balance